Michael Scott Quote #1736
Quote from Michael Scott in Shareholder Meeting
Andy: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what?
Michael Scott: I will have to answer.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll ask you a question.
Andy: Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?
Michael Scott: No, no. That's too hard. Say your name is Zamboni and then I will say, "Well, we're sort of on thin ice." I won't say that. I'll something like that.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.