Dwight K. Schrute Quote #639
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date
Dwight K. Schrute: Good, good. Keep it on there for another five minutes. Just let the swelling go down.
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you. Thanks. I owe you one, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Fire Jim.
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm cashing in the favor. Fire him.
Michael Scott: What are you talking about?
Dwight K. Schrute: Do it. Promote me. Tri-managers.
Michael Scott: Forget that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Can I have an office?
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what you can keep your stupid favor. It's worthless. And this is my dinner on your face. I'm keeping it.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?