Michael Scott Quote #1706
Quote from Michael Scott in Double Date
Ryan: We heard about the punch.
Michael Scott: What punch?
Kelly: Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.
Michael Scott: I'm pretty sure we said slap.
Kelly: No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.
Ryan: I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?
Michael Scott: I- Mmm. I'm good.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?