Pam Quote #294

Quote from Pam in Double Date

Michael Scott: What do you want? What do you want? Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me? Want me to get down on one knee and beg you or
Pam: I want to hit you.
Michael Scott: What?
Pam: I want to hit you. I'll do that.
Michael Scott: [nervous laughter] Oh... Okay, what? I don't- Are you kidding?
Pam: No. Are you kidding?
Michael Scott: No. I don't- All right. I'll take off my jacket and tense my stomach and you can just...
Pam: No. I don't think I can hit you in the office.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Pam: So, um, we'll do it after work. In the parking lot. In front of everyone. I'm going to hit you as hard as I can.

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