Meredith Quote #40

Quote from Meredith in Double Date

Michael Scott: I am going to give you a raise, Pam.
Pam: Why?
Michael Scott: Because of all the good work you've done.
Pam: I have the lowest sales record of anyone here.
Michael Scott: That's- No, no. It's not about numbers, Pam. It's about attitude.
Pam: I have the worst attitude of any person here.
Michael Scott: Do you want the raise or what?
Pam: Yeah, I'll take it.
Michael Scott: Hey, Pam, Pam. With this raise there are strings attached. And the string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?