Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1310

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date

Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it. I am no closer to taking Jim down. What a waste of a day. I could have grown poisoned mushrooms that would have been this high by now. They're mushrooms. They don't get that high.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?