Michael Scott Quote #2209
Quote from Michael Scott in Double Date
Helene: A poem!
Michael Scott: Oh that I plagiarized I think.
Helene: "I can not go to school today said little Peggy Ann McKay..."
Jim: [whispers to Pam] Shel Silverstein.
Pam: Yeah.
Helene: Um. "I have the measles and the mumps, a gash, a rash and purple bumps. And my teachers really mean, Happy Birthday , I love you Helene."
Pam: That's really nice Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh, I think it sucks.
Helene: I think it's wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
Michael Scott: Well, that's because you and I have very different tastes and you like lame things. It's a generational sort of gap between us.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?