Dwight K. Schrute Quote #634

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date

Dwight K. Schrute: You know, here's a healthy fitness tip. If you clench your buttocks together while walking you can really take the pressure off your knees.
Andy: Is that right?
Dwight K. Schrute: Observe.
Andy: Huh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Right?
Andy: That really works.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, feel free to use that. Anytime.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?