Michael Scott Quote #1692
Quote from Michael Scott in Double Date
Helene: Tell her how you gave it to me.
Michael Scott: No, that wouldn't be-
Helene: He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. What a nice way to wake up.
Michael Scott: Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriosity.
Kevin: Because of sex?
Michael Scott: Hey!
Pam: Kevin!
Michael Scott: Please, Kevin. You're fired.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?