Michael Scott Quote #1682

Quote from Michael Scott in Koi Pond

Creed: Hey, boss, did you find Nemo?
Michael Scott: I can name Pixar movies, too. Toy Story.
Oscar: Don't you mean 'Koi Story'?
Phyllis: And when you fell in, did you flounder?
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, flounder is both a kind of fish and-
Michael Scott: I know what a flounder is.
Toby: Hey, Michael.
Michael Scott: No! No more! That is it! Everyone in the conference room right now.

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Quote from Erin

Erin: How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?
Pam: No. It was a total waste of time. Um. It was fun, though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard. He's really cool.
Erin: Yeah, he is!
Pam: Yeah, he is.
Erin: He's, like, the coolest person I've ever met.
Pam: That's... right. He's like Marlon Brando.
Erin: Oh. Do you mean Marlon Wayans? 'Cause he is.
Pam: I actually do mean Marlon Wayans. Yeah.