Toby Quote #51
Toby: You know, I always knew if Michael just took the time to get to know me, we'd become friends.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.
Quote from Pool Party
Oscar: Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?
Toby: Note? It's a symphony.
Oscar: Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.
Toby: I would love that.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?