Dwight K. Schrute Quote #596
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mafia
Dwight K. Schrute: Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place. Ask him to lunch or something like that. Some place he can't be openly violent. Let him know that you are not kind of guy that he can shake down.
You're stubborn. You might even be a little bit dangerous. I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.
Michael Scott: Hold on.
Andy: No, no, no. My plan is out. We do it the hard way.
Michael Scott: All right. I will meet with him. But I am not going alone.
Andy: You're gonna have to.
Dwight K. Schrute: We'll be right beside you.
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Quote from Michael Scott
Waitress: Have you decided?
Mr. Grotti: I'll have the linguine, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.
Waitress: Okay, sir. And for you, sir?
Michael Scott: I will have the gabba-gool.
Waitress: The what?
Michael Scott: The gabba-gool.
Waitress: I don't- I don't really know what that is.
Andy: You know, gabba-gool.
Michael Scott: I don't have to have that.
Dwight K. Schrute: What he's trying to say is gabba-gool.
Waitress: I don't really think that we have that.
Michael Scott: That's okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bring him the gabba-gool!
Michael Scott: I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad.
Waitress: Okay.
Michael Scott: If the salad is on top, I will send it back.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office to fart in. Then one day, I came in, and I just stayed, 'cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia, it is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. And bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying, per se. But I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.