Dwight K. Schrute Quote #592
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Promotion
Dwight K. Schrute: Are we idiots? What right does Jim have to claim authority, hmm? Is he as good a salesman as I? Is he as matronly as Phyllis? There are moments where we can effect change. For a few seconds every decade, we exist. These are those seconds! Let us storm his castle! Come on! Tick. Let's get him. Tock. Let's get Jim! Tick. And drag Jim out of his office! Tock. Take his keys away from him! Tick. It's a clock! The time is getting very close! It's now or never! What say you?!
Phyllis: I say no.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, I mean, what do you say to my plan? [all groan] Okay.
The Office Quotes
‘The Promotion’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It's great. Eventually, they'll rise up and revolt. My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later. If the people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would have been delayed ten years. Because Stanley Washington was napping. And Phyllis Hancock was still signing the declaration. And Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.
Quote from Jim
Jim: I've been studying Michael for years, and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. How Michael spends his time. As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others, and this tiny sliver here is critical thinking. I made it bigger, so that you could see it.
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?