Dwight K. Schrute Quote #564

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Cafe Disco

Phyllis: Wanna dance, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Ordinarily, I would say no but you need to move to reduce lactic acid build-up. Also, this song is fantastic.
Bob Vance: Mind if I steal my wife?
Dwight K. Schrute: You can't steal what is legally your property.

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[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's. People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like... Dave died or something.