Dwight K. Schrute Quote #548
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Broke
Dwight K. Schrute: They've been calling all of their clients and begging them to pay more money. That can mean only one thing. They're desperate. Which can only mean one thing. They're total failures.
Jim: Great work, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Quiet you.
Jim: I mean, great detective work. 'cause this must be the first case you've ever cracked.
Dwight K. Schrute: You don't crack a case. That has a pejorative connotation. It's like calling a policeman a cop. You solve a case, and yes, I've solved plenty.
Charles: So how long can they stay viable?
Jim: What are your top five cases?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna answer Charles first.
Jim: Because you've solved zero cases.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. One, case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm. No footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom! Case closed.
Charles: Okay, do not go anywhere near the conference room.
Dwight K. Schrute: Done.
Charles: Because you have embarrassed me for the last time today.
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