Dwight K. Schrute Quote #531
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Heavy Competition
Michael Scott: Hey.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. Ed's Tires is thinking of making a change.
Michael Scott: [gestures to 'Bed & Breakfast' magazine] Is this good?
Dwight K. Schrute: They have some great kitchen ideas.
Michael Scott: Oh. Okay. Ed's Tires, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's small, I know.
Michael Scott: I really appreciate it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?
Michael Scott: It's for your trouble.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wh- I don't need $6 to help a friend.
Michael Scott: No, no, listen, as a friend, I want you to have this.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, you know I can't take this.
Michael Scott: Yes, I do.
Dwight K. Schrute: But don't forget you owe me $10.
Michael Scott: That was four years ago. Why don't you let it go?
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael.
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!