Dwight K. Schrute Quote #536
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Heavy Competition
Michael Scott: [answering phone] Oh. Dwight-elicious. Where you at?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, hi, Michael. I'm so sorry I'm late. I got stuck in traffic.
Michael Scott: Really? That's weird. We didn't see any.
Dwight K. Schrute: I hit a bear.
Michael Scott: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: He's technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. [throws a fish into the vent at Michael's office] Hey, listen, will you do me a favor and order the meatball parm for me, with extra cheese?
Michael Scott: Yeah, sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I will see you very soon, alright? [Dwight takes all the items off Michael's desk and puts them into briefcase, including rolodex]
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!