Michael Scott Quote #1497
Quote from Michael Scott in Heavy Competition
Michael Scott: [answering phone] Hello, Dwight, I've been expecting your call. What do you want?
Dwight K. Schrute: I would like to arrange a truce.
Michael Scott: So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy?
Dwight K. Schrute: Meet me in our spot in four minutes.
Michael Scott: No. No. You think I am going to fall for that? There's no-
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael.
Michael Scott: Meet- Okay, go to the spot and then walk 100 feet.
Dwight K. Schrute: In which direction?
Michael Scott: Toward the sun.
Dwight K. Schrute: At what time?
Michael Scott: Noon.
Dwight K. Schrute: That-
Michael Scott: You have two seconds.
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!