Michael Scott Quote #1487

Quote from Michael Scott in Michael Scott Paper Company

Michael Scott: Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.

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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [attempts to parallel park, hits car.] Okay. Not gonna make this one.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [playing guitar over Andy's banjo playing] Hey you want to sing with me? Almost heaven...
Dwight and Erin: West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountain, Shenandoah River
Dwight K. Schrute: In German! Das Leben ist dort alt, älter als Bäume, jünger als Berge und weht wie eine Brise
Dwight and Andy: Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads. [Erin leaves]
Dwight K. Schrute: Take it, Andy! Take me home, to the place I belong, Ba bah dah duh
Toby: You have to stop.

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Quote from Nepotism

Michael Scott: I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.

Quote from Gossip

Michael Scott: How do you un-tell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including "Stanley is having an affair." It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.

Quote from Sabre

Michael Scott: I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.