Michael Scott Quote #1454
Quote from Michael Scott in Two Weeks
Charles: Michael, I can't pretend I haven't seen that. So I'm gonna ask you to stand up, walk out, and you can't take anything.
Michael Scott: Okay. I have immunity. It's my two weeks-
Charles: Not if you're starting a competing paper company, Michael. Hank.
Hank: Okay, Michael.
Michael Scott: You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.
Hank: Come on, man, let's go.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam: Huh.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in.
Pam: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: World War II.
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Jim: Have you called headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight K. Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a knife.
Jim: Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.