Michael Scott Quote #1436
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Charles: Five-years-old.
Michael Scott: Five-years-old.
Andy: Dude, stop.
[The employees beg Michael to stop]
Charles: That's great.
Michael Scott: That's great.
Charles: I'm going to walk away.
Michael Scott: I'm going to walk away.
Andy: You need to stop doing that.
Michael Scott: I'm kidding around! Wow. Relax everybody. It was just a joke. It's fine. Boy, so touchy. PPC, let's continue our meeting in the conference room.
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
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Quote from Pam
Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!