Jim Quote #306
Jim: I don't know. Is it classy enough?
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, enough with the classy, okay? I just feel like after 15 years at this company- bravo, by the way - that we should celebrate with a classy event, a night to remember.
Michael Scott: I think you're right. This party has to have all the excitement, drama, and intrigue of my time here.
Jim: And of course, classy.
Michael Scott: And classy, yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, you're just agreeing with him cause he's wearing a tux. Don't you see what he's doing here?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code so this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously.
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