Michael Scott Quote #1387
Quote from Michael Scott in Lecture Circuit: Part 2
Michael Scott: I feel great. So good to have closure. Ah! We should go apologize to Roy or something.
Pam: No, we don't need to.
Michael Scott: Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that insulted? We should find him.
Pam: You mean Tony.
Michael Scott: Jabba the Hutt. Pizza the Hut. Fat guys like pizza. Pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni Tony.
Pam: Michael.
Michael Scott: Man, was he fat. So, so fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him, I'd never be able to apologize to him. Too fat. Big fat fatty
The Office Quotes
‘Lecture Circuit: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened, and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [as Forrest Gump] Sales is like a box of chocolates. You never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
Dwight K. Schrute: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
Jim: Stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
Quote from Andy
Angela: Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.
Oscar: Angela, you're more chipper than usual.
Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much?
Angela: $7,000.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get the money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait, you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand. I gotta see that little bitch.