Michael Scott Quote #1382
Quote from Michael Scott in Lecture Circuit: Part 1
Pam: Are you asleep?
Michael Scott: No, I'm just thinking about what you said. About Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.
Pam: No, remind me.
Michael Scott: Blonde hair. Nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.
Pam: Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.
Michael Scott: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she- She just left. And I didn't- I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.
Pam: Okay, let's go.
Michael Scott: [scoffs] I'll just blow off the lecture at Rochester.
Pam: Yeah. Screw 'em. Let's do this.
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The Office Quotes
‘Michael Scott and Holly Flax Quotes’
Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott in PDA
Michael Scott: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
‘Lecture Circuit: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me and she still hates me, so.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Are you kidding?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not done yet.
Jim: Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown 'em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight K. Schrute: They match the carpet.
Jim: What is that? "It is your birthday, period"
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a statement of fact.
Jim: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight K. Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim: I can't believe how bad this looks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor because I have these memorization tricks that I use. For instance, I learned the pledge of allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the republic for which it stands One nation under God With a woof-woof here And a woof-woof there Here a woof, there a woof, Everywhere a woof, woof- You get it.