Michael Scott Quote #1290
Quote from Michael Scott in The Surplus
Kevin: Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you, my dear.
Kelly: Wait, Michael. Let me open the door for you.
Michael Scott: Oh, well. Chivalry is not dead after all.
[Stanley opens the door for Michael]
Stanley: There he is!
Michael Scott: There he is! Hello, hello! Good to see you. Good to see you.
Pam: Yeah, there's that ass. Oh, yeah. Don't take it away!
Michael Scott: I almost choked.
The Office Quotes
‘The Surplus’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.
Quote from Andy
Andy: We're getting married at Schrute farms, no matter what. I have looked at 12 venues. I have lost 8 deposits. And I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute farms.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, do tell.
Andy: I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left."
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Andy: "Walk until you hear the bee hive."
Dwight K. Schrute: How could it be more clear?
Angela: I think Andy makes an excellent point. But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.
Dwight K. Schrute: We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.
Angela: Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we're gonna put out stumps. Come on.