Michael Scott Quote #1286

Quote from Michael Scott in The Surplus

Oscar: Here are our final actual costs for this year.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Oscar: As you can see, we did pretty well.
Michael Scott: Yes, I can see that we did indeed. Why don't you explain this to me like I am an 8-year-old?
Oscar: All right. Well, this is the overall budget for this fiscal year along the x-axis.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Oscar: Right there.
Michael Scott: Yes, there's the "x-axix."
Oscar: You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4,300.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh. Okay.
Oscar: We have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year's budget.


 ‘The Surplus’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.

Quote from Andy

Andy: We're getting married at Schrute farms, no matter what. I have looked at 12 venues. I have lost 8 deposits. And I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Andy: Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute farms.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, do tell.
Andy: I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left."
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Andy: "Walk until you hear the bee hive."
Dwight K. Schrute: How could it be more clear?
Angela: I think Andy makes an excellent point. But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.
Dwight K. Schrute: We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.
Angela: Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we're gonna put out stumps. Come on.