Dwight K. Schrute Quote #426
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Crime Aid
Dwight K. Schrute: She introduced me to so many things: pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism. Presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.
Phyllis: It's nice to learn new things.
Dwight K. Schrute: I was talking to myself.
Phyllis: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just- I don't get it.
Phyllis: What don't you get?
Dwight K. Schrute: Why is she marrying Andy?
Phyllis: Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's really fattening.
Phyllis: No, it's lettuce.
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‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
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