Michael Scott Quote #1224
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
Holly: The mall could be fun. We could go to the food court, get different foods. You could get chicken teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.
Michael Scott: Some of what we order depends on if we're having sex after.
Holly: [gasps]
Michael Scott: Oh, my. Wow. Elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we're gonna have sex tonight?
Holly: Hell yeah.
Michael Scott: OK, so we do the restaurant thing, and then... Then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant first.
Holly: Yeah, that's good.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Probably get soup or something light.
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
Quote from Creed
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.