Andy Quote #122
Quote from Andy in Business Ethics
Andy: I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? Boom!
Michael Scott: Exactly, Andy.
Andy: I took intro to philosophy twice, no big deal.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.
Andy: No, that's not how it works.
Michael Scott: I would not steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.
The Office Quotes
‘Business Ethics’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [whispering] People expect a lot from these meetings: laughter, sudden twists, surprise endings. You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be Robin Shyamalan.
Holly: Well, I just have to get through the binder.
Michael Scott: Just you're kind of losing them.
Quote from Holly
Holly: Okay, so I've gone over this, and I've thought about it, and I just don't think there's any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.
Michael Scott: Wow. Terminator.
Holly: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'm from the future.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Why is it okay for smokers to take breaks all the time? If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking. I'll do it. I don't care.
Meredith: I'll smoke with you. I got a bag of cigars in my purse.