Kelly Quote #57

Quote from Kelly in Weight Loss

Ryan: Kelly.
Kelly: Hello, Ryan. You look well.
Ryan: I wanted to say I'm sorry for treating you bad the past couple of years. I was in my mid-twenties, and I was going through a lot of stuff. I think I never really processed 9/11. Um. I want you to know I've changed.
Kelly: Cool.
Ryan: We should get a drink later, catch up. Pick me up around 8:00?
Kelly: Oh, that is so sweet. But I'm dating Darryl still, and we're, like, crazy in love, so...
Ryan: Um. Cool. Um. Well, maybe I'll see you around.
Kelly: It's a small office.

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 ‘Weight Loss’ Quotes

Quote from Stanley

Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is I have lost a little of my speed. A little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.

Quote from Holly

Darryl: 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael Scott: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight K. Schrute: Family only.
Darryl: All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin: Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost, Kevin.
Pam: Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not- Not close to 200.
Holly: [whispering to Kevin] Math is hard.
Kevin: Yeah.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.