Michael Scott Quote #1174
Quote from Michael Scott in Weight Loss
Michael Scott: So how much are we gonna lose?
Jim: I would like to lose 65 pounds.
Michael Scott: Yes! All right. Who else? Angela, can I put you own for 10 pounds?
Angela: No, my doctor wants me to gain weight.
Michael Scott: If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we gonna do this?
Jim: Cryogenics. Beer me five.
Michael Scott: This is how we're gonna do it. Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose 5 pounds. That plus Jim's 65 will give us a very good chance at winning this thing.
The Office Quotes
‘Weight Loss’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is I have lost a little of my speed. A little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
Quote from Holly
Darryl: 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael Scott: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight K. Schrute: Family only.
Darryl: All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin: Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost, Kevin.
Pam: Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not- Not close to 200.
Holly: [whispering to Kevin] Math is hard.
Kevin: Yeah.