Michael Scott Quote #1168
Quote from Michael Scott in Weight Loss
Michael Scott: Did you see Holly's butt?
Jim: Nope, I didn't. You know why?
Michael Scott: Why?
Jim: 'cause most of the time friends don't talk about other friend's butts.
Michael Scott: I know.
Jim: But what have you learned about her?
Michael Scott: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read Lonesome Dove three times.
Jim: Nice.
Michael Scott: And that her butt refuses to quit!
Jim: Well, I tried.
The Office Quotes
‘Weight Loss’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is I have lost a little of my speed. A little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
Quote from Holly
Darryl: 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael Scott: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight K. Schrute: Family only.
Darryl: All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin: Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost, Kevin.
Pam: Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not- Not close to 200.
Holly: [whispering to Kevin] Math is hard.
Kevin: Yeah.