Michael Scott Quote #1156
Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Toby
Holly: I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?
Michael Scott: Sure, you know what, that sounds good. I'll take a little looksie.
Holly: Here we go.
Michael Scott: Thank you. "What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?"
Toby: This place?
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Toby: I've got some ideas.
Michael Scott: I'm not asking it, I'm just reading it out loud.
Holly: Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.
Toby: Well, let me see. I would-
Michael Scott: [whispering] I'll kill you.
Toby: I guess everything's okay.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: I made it this far, right? What's the point?
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Toby’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: [answering cell phone] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. Hello?
Jim: [on headset] Hello, this is Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello? Hello?
Jim: Yes, we do have that. Hold on one second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, what are you doing?
Jim: And how many would you like?
Dwight K. Schrute: Hang that up right now.
Jim: Absolutely. I can get that out to you immediately.
Dwight K. Schrute: This man is an imposter. Don't do business with him, this is not Dwight Schrute.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Dwight left his cell phone on his desk. So, naturally, I paired it to my headset.
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: Well, this is what happened. Ryan's big project was the web site, which wasn't doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as office sales, and once as web site sales. Which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit and get my hair done. And then be, like, "Hi, Ryan." And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, "Damn! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison."