Toby Quote #32

Quote from Toby in Night Out

Pam: Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
Jim: Why?
Pam: I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like scrambled egg Saturday.
Toby: More like, "Hey, everyone, let's get your boss laid" Saturday.
[Toby strokes Pam's knee with his hand]
Toby: I have an announcement to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So... I'm just gonna hop the the fence and jog home.

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 ‘Night Out’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.

Quote from Ryan

Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.