Toby Quote #32
Pam: Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
Jim: Why?
Pam: I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like scrambled egg Saturday.
Toby: More like, "Hey, everyone, let's get your boss laid" Saturday.
[Toby strokes Pam's knee with his hand]
Toby: I have an announcement to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So... I'm just gonna hop the the fence and jog home.
The Office Quotes
‘Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I've never met anybody who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Woman: That's one aspect of small pet grooming.What do you do?
Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.
Quote from Ryan
Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.