Jim Quote #214
Quote from Jim in Dinner Party
Jim: You'll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently, my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinkler.
Jan: Oh, no!
Jim: Pam, we should probably get going to see the damage.
Pam: Oh, okay.
Michael Scott: Well, you don't need two of you to do that.
Jim: That's true. Um, dinner sounded delicious. Pam, I'll see you at home. Thank you so much.
Pam: Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Jim: I don't know, because everything I own is there.
Pam: You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party.
Michael Scott: That's true. That is a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends, and we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed.
The Office Quotes
‘Dinner Party’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Stanley: This is ridiculous.
Phyllis: Do you have any idea what time we get out of here?
Michael Scott: Nobody likes to work late. Least of all, me. You have plans tonight?
Jim: No, I don't. Remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we were working?
Michael Scott: Yes, I remember. Mmm. This is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am gonna call corporate. Enough is enough. I'm- God, I'm so mad! [on the phone] This is Michael Scott, Scranton. We don't wanna work. No, we don't! It's not fair to these people! These people are my friends, and I care about them! We're not gonna do it! [hangs up] Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate, and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, I think we dodged a bullet there.
Jim: I think you did.
Michael Scott: I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa. A little dinner, dancing, drinks?
Jim: Oh, I-
Michael Scott: You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Pam, I hope she didn't do anything to the food.
Pam: Like what?
Michael Scott: I can't prove it, but I think she might be trying to poison me.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself.
Jim: That's good.
Michael Scott: I wanna show you something. A lot of people in the room, you need more space voila. Right into the wall.
Jim: Wow.
Michael Scott: Sometimes, I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it. I love this TV.