Michael Scott Quote #1050
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Diane Kelly: Hi, everyone, Diane Kelly. I'm the company's chief legal counsel.
Michael Scott: Hi. [seeing Toby] No, no. Absolutely not. What is he doing here? Are you renewing your divorce vows before my deposition?
Toby: Michael, I'm your H.R. rep. I'm on your side.
Michael Scott: Never. I want him gone. I don't talk until he leaves.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.