Michael Scott Quote #1048
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Michael Scott: Tell 'em how much you're gonna get if you win.
Jan: Michael, that's tacky.
Michael Scott: $1 million!
Jan: That's 4 million.
Michael Scott: $4 million! Man! That is a lot of guacamole. Lot of the green. Lotta green. That is why I have memorized Jan's answers.
Jan: Oh.
Michael Scott: And I've also thrown in some ers and ahs just to make it seem like it's not memorized. Perfect crime.
Jan: Stop saying ridiculous things. He's gonna tell the truth. The truth is very, you know, complicated. So we went over it carefully, and just not to leave anything up to chance or Michael's judgment.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.