Andy Quote #92
Andy: Let me pour you some bubbly, because somebody got to a whole new level last night.
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, I can't hear this right now.
Andy: No, no, this is good. You know how we haven't gotten anywhere that I want to get to physically yet? Well, last night that changed. We're making out. I'm kissing her neck, and her cheek, and her earlobe. And she's not really kissing me back, but she closes her eyes and she's, like, "Oh, D. Oh, D."
Dwight K. Schrute: She called you D?
Andy: Yeah. D for Andy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, D.
Andy: Oh, D.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, D.
Andy: Oh, D.
Both: Oh, D. [laughing] Oh, D!
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