Phyllis Quote #27
Quote from Phyllis in Local Ad
Michael Scott: What, Phyllis?
Phyllis: [sobbing] Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book. On my turn, I asked her if she wanted to be in the ad, and she said "No, thank you," but I wasn't supposed to take "no" for an answer.
Michael Scott: That a girl.
Phyllis: So I kept on asking, and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.
Michael Scott: Did you or did you not get Sue Grafton?
Phyllis: [wailing] No.
Michael Scott: Oh. Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue, please?
The Office Quotes
‘Local Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. When I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly.
Quote from Angela
Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.