Jan Quote #36
Jan: Well, when- When my life fell apart and they- And they screwed me in New York and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. I mean, my whole family still won't even talk me on the advice of counsel and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.
Michael Scott: That's really nice of you to say.
Jan: Michael, no. What I want to say is you were there for me. By my side. Without even a thought. That's just who you are. I mean- No matter how badly I treat you or what l'm going through you just- You are there for me. And that is a guy worth staying beside. So where's this train taking us?
Michael Scott: [sobbing] I don't- I think the engineer left.
The Office Quotes
‘Money’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?
Stanley: Yeah, who is this?
Michael Scott: Well I'm just calling because you responded positively to-
Stanley: Michael?
Michael Scott: Stanley?
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [in a Mexican accent] Señor, are you happy with your long distance, sir?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [different voice] Have you con- Have you considered satellite television?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice.
Michael Scott: All right.
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home? When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Quote from Michael Scott
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.
Oscar: Still- That's- That's not anything.