Michael Scott Quote #967
Quote from Michael Scott in Money
Nick Figaro: Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say the words exactly. Got it? I don't know why we keep having this conversation.
Michael Scott: Look, I know sales and I had that sale. I just needed a few more minutes.
Nick Figaro: A few more minutes is a waste of our time!
Michael Scott: It's not a waste of time.
Nick Figaro: This is a trading game. You give a quick pitch. You make the sale and move on. That's how Vikram does.
Michael Scott: Vikram doesn't have my people skills.
Nick Figaro: for Vikram 'cause he out-sells you every night.
Michael Scott: Well, I hope this conversation has helped.
The Office Quotes
‘Money’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?
Stanley: Yeah, who is this?
Michael Scott: Well I'm just calling because you responded positively to-
Stanley: Michael?
Michael Scott: Stanley?
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [in a Mexican accent] Señor, are you happy with your long distance, sir?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [different voice] Have you con- Have you considered satellite television?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice.
Michael Scott: All right.
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home? When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Quote from Michael Scott
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.
Oscar: Still- That's- That's not anything.