Jim Quote #190

Quote from Jim in Launch Party

[Dwight receives an I.M. from DunMiff/sys asking "Who am I?". Dwight replies "You tell me."]
Jim: [as Pam writes] Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I'm programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
[Dwight receives the message and responds "How do I know this isn't Jim?". As Jim walks away from Pam's desk, Dwight receives "What is a Jim?" in response"]

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 ‘Launch Party’ Quotes

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Quote from Pam

Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight."
Jim: And that's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.