Michael Scott Quote #914
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: Hey, boss. I didn't know you were coming in today.
Ryan: What's, uh, going on here?
Michael Scott: I am glad that you asked. Listen up, everybody! In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, and we are going to win them back.
Ryan: With gift baskets.
Michael Scott: With peanut brittle. With macadamia nut cookies. With chocolate turtles. With raspberry jam. And a little bit of fat and salt. Because you know what? That's what people like.
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