Dwight K. Schrute Quote #343
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Angela: I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles, before she's even in the ground.
Dwight K. Schrute: You haven't buried her yet?
Angela: Don't rush me. I'm grieving.
Dwight K. Schrute: Garbage can be very helpful, okay? He's a useful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.
Angela: I don't want Garbage. I want Sprinkles!
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Dwight K. Schrute: I'm going to live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Mannheim is 103, and still puttering around down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.
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Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.
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Michael Scott: What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?
Jan: What?
Michael Scott: I don't wanna grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids.