Dwight K. Schrute Quote #342
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Angela: What do you want?
Dwight K. Schrute: To give you this.
Angela: What is that?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a ferel barn cat. I trapped him and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight K. Schrute: And his name is Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage 'cause he likes to eat garbage. Don't you, Garbage?
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