Michael Scott Quote #898
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: Hey, Toby? What's this? "I just wanna remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA, or public displays of affection."
Toby: Yes, some people in the office have complained about other people engaging in it.
Michael Scott: Oh, really?
Toby: And you know, just wanted to remind them it's not appropriate to do that.
Michael Scott: Is this about me and Jan in my office? Because I'll have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think anyone heard anything. We're very discreet. And most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do, is roll up the memo real tight-
Toby: Okay, look, the memo was not out you.
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