Dwight K. Schrute Quote #337

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Fun Run

Dwight K. Schrute: So just to be safe, they are giving her the rabies vaccine.
Michael Scott: Oh, God. Rabies?
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Michael Scott: I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that? Is that like an STD?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You gotta be bitten by something.
Michael Scott: This place is so cursed.
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, the doctor said she was lucky, 'cause the only way to beat rabies is to start treatment before the symptoms set in. Lockjaw.

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 ‘Fun Run’ Quotes

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Quote from Michael Scott

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Quote from Michael Scott

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