Dwight K. Schrute Quote #336
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Fun Run
Intern: How are you doing, Miss Palmer?
Meredith: Better.
Intern: Excellent.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you a doctor or a male nurse?
Intern: I'm an intern, which makes me a doctor.
Dwight K. Schrute: Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy, but she did, or at least, she got time off for one.
Intern: Ah. So that is where her uterus went.
The Office Quotes
‘Fun Run’ Quotes
Quote from Creed
Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.