Michael Scott Quote #866

Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run

Meredith: Well, it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I'll see you guys at the office.
Michael Scott: Okay, wait up, wait up, guys. Guys, guys, hold on a sec. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody.
Meredith: Michael, I'm not gonna do that.
Michael Scott: 'Cause you know what they say in the bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to godliness.
Angela: No, that's not-
Michael Scott: Ssh. Shh. Just-
Meredith: Michael, you cracked my pelvis.
Michael Scott: Look, I just- I don't understand what is preventing you from laughing this off and giving me a big hug.
Meredith: You're not forgiven.
Michael Scott: Come on.

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Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.