Michael Scott Quote #894
Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run
Jim: What are you doing here? Did you come back for us or-
Michael Scott: I can't finish. I feel so weak. I just-
Jim: You're probably dehydrated.
Michael Scott: What do you want me to do, Jim?
Jim: A glass of water would be a start.
Michael Scott: No. There are people all over the world with all sorts of problems and afflictions and diseases. They're deformed and they're abnormal, and they're illiterate and ugly. Symphonies don't have any money. Public TV is bust. I can't do anything about it. I can't, you know- There's just one of me, and there's a thousand of them. And rabies wins.
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Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
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Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.